If there is something that the Arc is unable to comprehend it is the doubters out there. The doubters who have the temerity to question the wisdom the Arc possesses about not only the Australian Game but the world at large.
The Arc has ALWAYS questioned the integrity of the Carlton Football Club and recent events have only served to prove that the Arcs wisdom inestimable.
In the last few days that imperialist tool of the Capitalist Running Dogs John Elliot revealed that under his stewardship he paid 'hush money' to several 'sheilas' who alleged they had been sexually assaulted by Carlton players over the years.
This kind of behaviour (and the obvious high regard that Elliot and Carlton hold women) is undeniably reprehensible. One wonders what other skeleton this club has in the rats lair of its history. One only need to kick the door in and the whole filthy rotten structure will fall down.
They tanked to get draft picks. They breached the salary cap to in effect buy flags. They are Carlton. They use the corrupt and exploitative tools of the capitalist class to manage their dodgy affairs (the Arc shed no tears for the passing of that vile exploiter Dick Pratt)
When will the buffoons at AFL house learn that this club is beyond saving? When will they learn that punitive, yet fair, legislation needs to be passed to correct this rotten club?
The Arc proposes thus:
Carlton to be stripped of all its points for the season.
Carlton players not be permitted to wear boots during the game
Umpires to pay one free kick for every player wearing a Carlton jumper during the course of a game.
All gate takings from Carlton home matches donated to the Arcs "Truth in Umpiring Fund"
As keepers of the Sacred Parchments of the Australian Game, the Arc of Infinity has a moral duty to ensure the game remains pure.
Carlton are hurting the game.
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