Last year Monfries International [the Arc of Infinity entertainment division] released the critically acclaimed but poorly distributed action film Bazbot Apocalypse. Here is the E News piece on the film...
At the time many pundits praised the performances of the two leads Nathan St John and Twiggy Rothschild however dismissed the plot as fanciful.
Was it though? Was it really?
On the weekend Swans baritone spearhead Barry Hall once again suffered an onfield brain explosion and once again we inched closer to the horrifying reality of a big bad bustling bazbot apocalypse as foretold in the aforementioned cinematic thrill ride.
It's all too easy to blame our imminent Hall based ruination on the man himself however the Arc believes it is time to reveal the true source of the horrific and inevitable chain of events that will surely destroy us all.
We speak naturally of the multi coloured soft bodied legless larvae whose weekly attempts to flaunt themselves at the expense of our great game is driving every sound minded football fan into a psychotic tail spin Barry himself would be proud to call his own.
Umpires.
The series of 50 metre penalties handed to Hall on the weekend was a classic case of shrill over officiating from a sexually frustrated bed wetting matron fetishist. His over zealous and attention seeking tizz completely ruined what was a perfectly enjoyable game of football and in the process expedited the arrival of a robotic armageddon that will leave our planet a smoking blackened husk.
We hope you're happy Geishen.
It's not the first time the AFL umpiring fraternity has raised the Arc's collective ire and despite numerous sternly worded communiques to the Geish the protests appear to be falling on deaf ears - which is little suprise given the range of damaged senses these buffoons clearly possess and exhibit to a national audience on a weekly basis.
The Arc shall continue to highlight the irresponsible and reckless disregard to the welfare of the game and by extension our dear planet earth however will anyone ever listen?
And if they do will it be too late?
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