Truth and Light

By Arc Culture Warrior - Connie St Croix

The shadowy figures at Death Star Command (AFL) have failed in their bid to see an illegitimate bastard-child into the preliminaries.

This is a devastating loss for Herr Demetriou and his bot munching propagandist Adrian Anderson whose blood stained hands could be seen pulling strings all through the week.

Such is the love these two have for the soulless laissez-faire corporation from Adelaide that they were more than willing to reschedule the preliminary final in order that the Crowbots (should they beat Geelong) would have the maximum amount of recovery time for the Grand Final.

Tough balls says the Arc, who had booked a massive venue for a series of piping hot lectures and game analysis for the properly scheduled 7.30 pm.

It was a difficult position the Arc was placed in, forced to support a traditional, yet loathed team in Collingwood. But it was a position the Arc was more than happy to embrace in order that the devious plans of the AFL were fouled. Let us hope that Geelong take care of the Woodsmen next week however.

Finally, goodbye Crowbots, you illegitimate bastard filth.

Truth and Light shall always reign supreme.