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By Chef der Arc De-Nazification of The Australian Game, Grand Admiral Jaso Fontaine

It will come as no surprise to Arc adherents around the globe that yet another of its long held 3 dimensional truth nuggets has finally been acknowledged in the capitalist dominated ‘free press.’

Since time immemorial the Arc of Infinity, in its sacred role as Keepers of the Sacred Parchments of the Australian Game (K-SPAG), has claimed that Grand Arch Duke of Evil and Kapitalismus, Andrew Demetriou, has time and again placed his own agenda, and that of capital, ahead of the greater good of the Australian Game. Such was the case when Demetriou spearheaded the advance of two illegitimate teams into the AFL, namely the Gold Coast Scums and the Greater Western Sydney Compliants. So it comes as no surprise to the Arc to read of Demetriou’s megalomaniacaly contemptuous behavior when meeting a delegation from the Tasmanian Government who came to press their claims for the AFL’s 18^th licence in 2008.

The Arc are no fans of the political parasitic class who claim an adherence to democratic principles but, when the Premiere of a State fronts up to push for the inclusion of a Tasmanian team in the supposed national competition, a certain level of respect should be forthcoming to that vermin infested class. The Great Nonce of Evil made the delegation wait in the lobby (not having informed his front desk they were even coming) for 15 minutes. The Great Ballbag of Evil was also quoted as saying that despite the bid ticking all economic boxes Tasmania would not get a licence. Indeed we know that the Great Bastard of Evil has only ever eyed dollars in the west of Sydney and in the vapid, shallow surrounds of the Gold Coast thus condemning an Australian Game loving state to football’s equivalent of Treblinka.

The utter contemptuous manner in which the Great Polesmith of Evil treated the delegation is nothing less than embarrassing and an affront to everything the Australian Game stands for. What next Mein Fuhrer? A pogrom against common sense? An annexing of truth and beauty? This cavalier, Aryan behaviour only serves to reinforce what the Arc has known all along. The AFL headed by the Great Arse of Evil is a corrupt and illegitimate organisation hell bent on market share, brand positioning and profit margins. And all this while the Arc’s well-armed and powerful invasion fleet of sagacity steams headlong into the light.