Nazism Marches on with Demetriou and Co

By Herschel Finklestein Arc Minister for Outing Nazis

Yet again more details emerge of the totalitarian nature of the AFL.

This time the whistle has been well and truly blown by one of the games greats; a man who was on the inside doing his best to maintain the traditions of the Australian Game through his work as a Hall of Fame selector.

Former Richmond great and Hall of Fame Living Legend Kevin 'Hungry' Bartlett quit as a selector for the Hall of Fame amid claims of heavy handed interference on the part of the fascist AFL Commission.

Bartlett is just the latest in a string of selectors who have quit underneath the weight of an oppressive regime that rule the game with an arrogance and bad case of constipation.

Hungry blew the lid on the Commission and the way it interfered in the process of selection of Hall of Fame members when he quit earlier this week. Bartlett spoke of how the Demetriou Junta basically told the panel of selectors who they wanted in the hall of fame and when they wanted them, making a mockery of the selection sub-committee and its function.

Of course this is nothing new. We are all aware how long it took for God to be inducted into the hall of fame. The reason for Gary Ablett not being inducted sooner was because of the interference of the Nazis at the Commission who would not have him inducted because of its of moral outrage and the damage his induction may have done to the image of the corrupt organisation or its 'brand'. Get rooted.

We can only but wonder how long the fascist spank-wads of the AFL will veto the entry of one of the Australian Games greatest centre half-forwards, Wayne 'The Duck' Carey, into the hall of fame.

The Arc encourages all the selectors of the Hall of Fame to quit in protest at the tyranny of the AFL and it's jackbooting ways.

The AFL says 'Jawohl!'

The Arc says ' Nein Danke Fascists!'